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I have always been a fan of chase novels Thrilleraction stories where usually the hero or heroes are being hunted and they have to save the dayThis is NOT ON THE FACE OF IT on the face of it of those I was bought this book some time ago by my Mum who thought I might like it I decided to read it only because I d run out of other things at home to readI am so happy that I did I now buy this book for other peopleThis is a bizarre story that ou can only truly enjoy if ou leave our disbelief in another room before starting it But if It's All About the Bike The Pursuit of Happiness on Two Wheels you do it will genuinely haveou laughing our arse off Holt is really funny but I feel like the story got away from him here It seemed like he was making up the rules of his universe as he went along simply to further the plot I liked the two main characters David and Phillipa and would have enjoyed interaction between them instead of so much exposition of the weird reality that David finds himself in as the book progresses It also had a fairly long and drawn out ending that could have been better Overall I d say this book started strongly but slowly ran out of ideas although I did enjoy Holt s dry and very English sense of humor or should I say humour This was easily the most preposterous book I have read in ears In fact it could be THE most preposterous book Having said that I thoroughly enjoyed it The description of the book provided doesn t begin to scratch the surface of where this book goes and goes without looking back But the journey was worth it for the sheer happy weirdness I ve read Holt before and now I m determined than ever to read the rest Of His Body Of Work Genius Addendum I Had The his body of work Genius Addendum I had the of being able to read this on a trip to Wisconsin so was able to read it or less in one sitting and I think that definitely helped Otherwise I m not sure I would have been able to figure out where on Earth I was in the story next time I picked it up Tom Holt s books are crazy and convoluted The ultimate in humorous escapism I enjoy his humor at the end of a day after w David Perkins a nebbishy computer programmer is in love with a woman unfortunately this woman was burned at the stake 400 ears ago his only contact has been thru a portrait at a local art gallery which he swears has stuck its tongue out at him than once He comes upon a bizarre little shop Honest John s House of Clones and soon afterwards discovers that a lock of hair of his beloved s is up for auction This seeming coincidence and a great many others have been perpetrated by raniform beings from another planet beings that once they visit Earth are mostly mistaken for small green beings that hop about on lily pads eat flies This is the first Tom Holt I ve read found it uite fun if a bit convoluted at times Comparisons with Douglas Adams are apt I read found it uite fun if a bit convoluted at times Comparisons with Douglas Adams are apt I probably try to hunt down some of his work especially with titles like Snow White and the Seven Samurai and You Don t Have to be Evil to. Systema ground acrobatics Falling sideways In this video we explain how to safely fall sideways and we show the context of having to apply a fall sideways Enjoy watching and goodluck practising Loading Autoplay When autoplay is Coastal Brake Falling Sideways YouTube Falling Sideways a new song from the upcoming self titled EP coastalbrakecom Falling Sideways by Tom Holt goodreadscom Falling Sideways is a little different in that it doesn’t spe From what I’ve read of Holt I think he could also ualify for this category The two books I’d previously read of his and a lot of his others as well if the descriptions are to be believed deal with specific myths or legends Falling Sideways Thomas E Kennedy Bloomsbury Falling Sideways couk Kennedy Thomas Falling Sideways is that rarest of commodities in American literary fiction a novel about men and women at work; it is part satire and part drama and it is very smart Washington Post A uietly impressive novel that has much to say about the way we live and work now Ben Fel.

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Work Here But it Helps Tom Holt isn t for everyone He s like a cross between Terry Pratchett and Piers Anthony I personally enjoy his books although his Portable Door series will forever be my favouritesI picked up this one in a second hand book store and thought to myself that I hadn t read any humorous books in ages I was looking forward to it And of course I wasn t disappointed Tom Holt is one of the very few authors who can make me laugh out loud as I m reading He has a distinctive style most of his characters ou find ou guiltily like although they have very few redeeming ualities and his endings are usually anti happy Not sad not tragic just mediocre And realistic despite the insanely unrealistic storyline I love themThis one is funny There s rather a lot of frogs in it And a witch And some policeman Oh and uite a bit of sugar too It s confusing and baffling but ou re supposed to be so that s okayIt s not everyone who can make the day brighter when The Thing About Alice you see a tradesman calling himself Honest anything but Holt manages Give it a go ifou re a fan but for a first time reader I d go for The Portable Door instead While Robert Rankin claims to have invented d go for The Portable Door instead While Robert Rankin claims to have invented term Far Fetched Fiction in hopes of getting his own shelf at the bookstore I don t know that he d necessarily be the only one whose books would end up there From what I ve read of Holt I think he could also ualify for this category The two books I d previously read of his and a lot of his others as well if the descriptions are to be believed deal with specific myths or legends Falling Sideways is a little different in that it doesn t specifically reference any earlier works but it s no less funny for that What starts out as a story about a shy nerd who falls in love with a historical figure and somehow obtains a lock of her hair AND finds a cloning factory later becomes one of frogs from outer space with magical powers of persuasion influencing life on Earth as part of a convoluted plan Confused et Well it s hard not to be when each new bit of exposition contradicts much of the last and several of the characters are clones of other characters The theme of frogs pervades the story and when frogs take on human form and humans are convinced they re frogs ou can never be the story and when frogs take on human form and humans are convinced they re frogs ou can never be sure what s going on One frog mentions that their homeworld is in the Sirius system and when the main character says that s the Dog Star the amphibian replies Dog Star With a D Must be a typo I have to wonder if Holt might have been thinking even if not consciously of Douglas Adams Frogstar said to be the most totally evil place in the Galaxy There s also a frog claiming he had to take human form to play the role of God because he just couldn t get the idea of a frog shaped god to catch on with these people He doesn t mention the Egyptian frog goddess Heet Anyway in addition to its charmingly ridiculous plot the book also has a lot of. 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Amusing asides and a generally enjoyable writing style This is Only My Second Holt Surprisingly The First Being The Portable my second Holt surprisingly the first being The Portable earlier last Vol au-dessus d'un nid de coucou year I thoroughly enjoyed it I gather he is very popular amongst fans of Terry Pratchett but I think comparisons here are wrong I find Holt s work far less like Pratchett and perhaps along the lines of Jasper Fforde in terms of tone and style Pratchett s plots are straightforward and easy to summarise Based on the now two books I have read by Holt his are not so easy to uantifyFalling Sideways is a fun complex sillyet clever romp of a tale about another inept The Summer I Wasn't Me yet ultimately likeable employee rather like in The Portable Door who has a strange theory about the origins of the human race this theory most certainly does not tally with evolution as we have come to understand it Ultimately we have been led and guided by a group of sentient frogs who are effectively or gods The problem is that this theory is true and that our creators are from another world and pretending to be harmless indigenous amphibiansPerkins is also madly in love with a woman that he can never be with Oh no this isn t some soppy love story about how she s too hot or popular for him or would never look at him until he gets a sports car she s actually been dead 400ears and he s fallen in love with a portrait of her what s he s convinced that every day he goes to see the painting she s making rude gestures at him while he isn t lookingWell he thinks he could never be with her until his friend sells him a lock of hair that he claims belonged to the fair Jacobean maiden the same friend then introduces him to a man named Honest Dave who claims to be able to clone people Taking the chance to resurrect her he scrapes up the money It doesn t end well and Perkins soon finds himself at the centre firstly of a murder and then an art theftThis is a daft Khaiye Aur Vajan Ghataiye yet ultimately fun romp that put me in the mind of Robert Rankin with uick one liners amusing pop culture references and some political satire without being too high brow It s well written and flows easily one of those books where 100 pages have slipped by beforeou ve even realised it Pretty much as expected from this author and the genre but it didn t set me ablazeIf anything it gets too convoluted in the second half this is a shame because the first half shapes up to be uite promising with its silly twists and turns Not bad but not great either Not his best one Brilliant Frustrating Messes with Tales from a Pilots Logbook your head This is a book where every timeou think ou know what s going on it changes around again I wouldn t uite define it as absurdist literature but only because it s a little too confusing to even fit in a category There s plenty of humor and also a good number of times when I was tempted to throw the thing against the times when I was tempted to throw the thing against the It s like a season of Dr Who written by someone on a bad acid trip I totally want to read it again. 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