[E–pub/Kindle] (Onset of Darkness at the End of the Day) author Clara Brooks
S in fact myselfWhat ho You may argue it s A Little Bit Arrogantistical To Be Reviewing My Own Work little bit arrogantistical to be reviewing my own work rating it 5 stars no less but I ask you Who else is Being able to sit next to a boy so unspeakably beautiful Honestly I could never put it into words You’re just going to have to trust me “Behold the first instalment of this great asexual Vampire saga in which no taboo is approached nothing happens and nobody gets the come uppance that they so rightly deserve Thrill as Irma complains about dinner whines at her dad drools over potential boyfriends and most importantly doesn't have sex with Count Frederick“It's not the best book I've ever written Actually I've only written two short stories This Isn't Necessarily The Best One It's Not necessarily the best one It's not most erotic either” Clara Brooks“The good thing about marketing this short story is that readers will now exactly what they're getting It's an easy sell It doesn't even need to have a proper ending” The publisher“This is the funniest parody I've read since Hamlet” a reviewer who probably hasn't read Hamle. Clara Brooks has excelled herself with what is for her an outrageously witty smart and perceptive satire Sure she s what is for her an outrageously witty smart and perceptive satire Sure she s managed to excel anyone else here ex. Irma Goose's life sucks It sucks so much she can't eep it to herself Let's hope that moving to Spoons to live with her dad who buys her nice cars and doesn't give her mashed potatoes for dinner helps make her life suck a little less Maybe meeting Joe the Jock who looks good without his shirt will help ease the pain of life Or perhaps she'll bond with the mysterious Count Frederick over Biology Or perhaps she'll bond with the mysterious Count Frederick over Biology is after all really uite beautiful“He was beautiful I’m not just talking beautiful in that he was handsome or nice or a good looking boy or had decent facial features a nice jaw chin mouth nose eyes and a smart clean haircut I’m saying that he was beautiful as in really beautiful Really really beautiful Really really really beautiful That is beautiful Really really really really beautiful One could not look at him without acknowledging his beauty not once but a thousand him without acknowledging his beauty not once but a thousand Not a thousand times but a mi.
Clara Brooks á 5 ReadCept perhaps the author of the work upon which this is a parodic intervention but I thought it best to go a little bit easy on her in this review since she Llion times Not a million times but a million trillion times He was in all respects beautiful So so so so so beautiful Wipe your mind of all conceptions of beauty you ever had before you laid eyes on Freddy Smith because after looking at Freddy there is no other ind of beauty there is simply just Freddy Oh Freddy Oh you are beautiful Really beautiful
He Was Like Awas like a statue only a lot beautiful than that White alabaster skin chiselled out of marble by God to form features so perfect so smooth clean and pure that one would go to any lengths to be able to gaze on just them and nothing else for all of eternity No longer I can only repeat at this point that he was beautiful His beauty was inversely proportionate To The Amount That My Life Sucked It Was As the amount that my life sucked It was as everything that vacuum cleaner of life had sucked up was being blown back out into my face again I couldn’t believe the amazing day I was having. .