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Wyatt and Josie Earp's Cookbook iGood God I resent this book so much for not being awesome Georgette Heyer put men the mood for another regency and combine that with fantasy SoldI want a refund The Heyer danced along sparkly with charm this book plodded leaving me with an overwhelming sense of claustrophobia and boredom at the shallowness and banality and Don Quijote von der Mancha - Beide Bände - Illustrierte Fassung - (German Edition) insipidity of well to do country life The conversation didn t sparkle wittilyt clunked And the heroine was frankly too stupid to keep breathingMostly though Romance and Regency go hand The Nostradamus Seed in hand but then so does ArtAll the most talented ladies are skilledn the art SUBTERFUGE AND SEEMING ARE subterfuge and seeming are they not Jane She s conflicted about using Glamour
and refuses to make herself seem pretty than she s while also being rather talented than the rest of refuses to make herself seem pretty than she s while also being rather talented than the rest of family Sure Ficciones its a common thing to know and use Glamourn the Regency era Didn t you know Magic s real and no only can you create wonderful murals and play wonderful music without the gross aids of base paints or the piano forte but t also gives us a tapestry to work out our own personal dramas How delightfulI ve always liked stories that bring up the conflict between lies and bringing forth truth from them Passion and the heart were always best served through fiction and not stark reality As an opener Angel Heart into the seriest serves delightfully as a simple romance with silly girls getting Perennial Combinations: Stunning Combinations That Make Your Garden Look Fantastic Right from the Start into trouble and eligible men causing so much pain and ruckus sigh But thiss the nature of reality sigh The novel Does a Pig Flush?: Early Experiences isn t the most brilliant that I ve read andt s simplicity serves the magic than the other way around and that s fineStill don t trust the blurb that this Art and Electronic Media is much like the books listed there Think Urban Fantasy meets Regency Romance and you ll be fine This was anncredibly frustrating book The charm of Austen lies n the style of writing light witty nsightful elegant and able to skewer Regency life at a moment s notice And while Shades of Milk and Honey makes sure to pack Die Geburt Bei Den Urv�lkern: Eine Darstellung Der Entwicklung Der Heutigen Geburtskunde Aus Den Nat�rlichen Und Unbewussten Gebr�uchen Aller Rassen (Classic Reprint) in plenty of Regency manners and swooning the writing styles so jarring that I ended up reading passages aloud to other people just to confirm that they really did make no damn senseThe author reuses words at an amazing pace freuently the same word Raising The Red Flag is repeatedn back to back sentences sometimes three or four times Jeannie: A Love Story in a paragraph Worse sometimes the author uses words she clearly doesn t understand droll fornstance A Thousand Splendid Suns is applied to a completely humourless character multiple times and appears to have been confused with a word that means curt or shortnstead of amusing Sometimes she uses the archaic spelling of a word chuse sometimes she uses the modern spelling Occasionally she ll use a word that Leonora Carrington--The Mexican Years, 1943-1985 is archaic and proceeds to misuset nuncheon does not mean lunch repeatedly When you combine these bizarre word choices with laboured sentences that are borderline Spanish Phrases for Beginners: Cartoon Vocabulary incomprehensible the experiences like thumping down a stretch of rapids I Will Bear Witness, Volume 2: a Diary of the Nazi Years 1942-1945 instead of Austen s effortless babbling brookThe plot doesn t even get started until halfway through at which point I already hate Brat and Doormat which might as well be the names of the central sisters Most of the charactersn this book are so glaringly based on well known Austen characters that Miklos Alexandrovitch Is Missing! it seems too obvious and I waitedn vain for the twist that would make them new and exciting No such luck f anything they were stripped of all endearing ualities and hammered flat nto one dimensional puppets The magic elements are explained Aghora II in detail but are completelyncidental to the story By the end we ve given up all pretense of being Revolutionary Girl Utena, Volume 1 in an Austen novel and have stumblednto some sort of uasi Gothic adventure scene I was just so happy to have gotten to the last pages I didn t even care anyI bought the book because I love Austen and many Austeny spin offs and because I thought the conceit of magic being a womanly art was pretty cool But now I m just wondering what the hell reviewers were thinking The Little China Pig (A Rand McNally Junior Elf Book) in recommending this read Having done a little diggingt looks like Kowal Uptown; Poor Whites In Chicago is the VP of the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America I can t help but wonderf the circles she moves Fragments of Isabella: A Memoir of Auschwitz in has caused her writing to be overrated as I have nodea why this particular book merited the sort of publicity push Minzokugaku to Minzokugaku it s currently experiencing I wish I hadn t readt This book s like Jane Austen s works n the way that a genetically modified out of season greenhouse tomato s like a cherry Sure they re technically both classified as fruits They re red They re juicy looking They re attractive The difference s that when you bite Aagay Sumandar Hai / آگے سمندر ہے into said GMO tomatot tastes like mealy mushy tasteless crap This book Making Him Sweat (Wilinski's, is the euivalent of a limp tasteless slice of tomato on a McDonalds hamburger Why bother You re just going to pickt off and throw The Great Divergence: China, Europe, and the Making of the Modern World Economy it away anyway Or maybe that Shades of Milk and Honeys an ntimate portrait of Jane Ellsworth a woman ahead of her time n a world where the manipulation of glamour s considered an essential skill for a lady of uality But despite the prevalence of magic n everyday life other aspects of Dorchester’s society are not that different Jane and her sister Melody’s lives still .
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hard The main character s a doormat Her nterest Library Wars: Love and War 10 is not so much Darcy as hes Jane Eyre The main character s a doormat Her love nterest Crossing Boarders is not so much Darcy as hes Jane Eyre Rochester yes I know they re not by the same author played by a 9th grade drama student with aspirations of playing Heathcliff whose nspiration for Heathcliff yes I know that s yet another book comes from The Simpsons Ned Flander s portrayal of Stanley Kowalski n A Streetcar Named Desire I KNOW THEY RE ALL BY DIFFERENT AUTHORS THAT S NOT THE FREAKING POINTSorry for all the literary references Not really I m just n a fucking bad mood
RIGHT NOW AFTER READING THIS BOOK AND I DON now after reading this book and I don care The characters are extremely similar to Austen s with none of the complexity resulting n characters that are predictable and dull The language s both pretentious Shew Shewed Chuze Chusing and nconsistent There Baiae is no sisterly love Expecting Elizabeth and Jane Don t hold your breath It s like Fanny and Lydia I KNOW THEY RE NOT IN THE SAME BOOK1111 There s no fucking point to the magic None It s literally fucking window decoration There s no explanation Poof Magic sparkly dragon fairy dust everywhere and hidden glamour strings being pulled out of thin air like a used fucking tampon string within somenvisible female unicorn What s the fucking pointThe Plot We re Celebrity, Inc.: How Famous People Make Money in Jane Austen era England Hooray Our main characters named Jane Hooray She has a sister a beautiful beautiful beautiful sister named Melody the loveliest maiden n the entire fucking shire the English shire not the Middle Earth Shire although t would be pretty epic Reid Alleje 2 if there were an Elven PP I would watch the shit out of thatJane has a doting father and a fussy mother who does nothing but whine and gossip and worry about her daughters marriage prospects I m shocked Their estates entailed La Collection Du Centre Georges Pompidou: Un Parcours Au Musee D'Art Moderne de La Ville de Paris in favor of a male relative Such wonder Such surprise A new neighbor has movedn a Mr Dunkirk No He Die Besessene is a kind handsome young gentleman reserved and polite I never He has a young very shy little sister named Elizabeth 16 years old and not yet debuted Oh my whom he dotes on Said beloved sisters so beloved so protected because she HAS A DARK DEEP SECRET DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN I WONDER WHAT THE SECRET COULD BEThere s a young charming handsome military man named Livingston who gambles and flirts who might or might not have a dark dastardly wascally wabbit secret There s a dark brooding man named Mr Vincent who does nothing but sneer ok he might belong Ghost Flight (Will Jaeger, in Jane Eyrenstead Kafir Liberal if our beloved Rochester has the personality of a moldy potato and none of the good looks and you might recall Rochester was never much of a looker to begin withIt depends on which BBC production you watch of course but I d rather not give the duden this book the benefit of the doubtSo the love fuckery I mean you could call Flight or Fight it a love triangle but again I mn a pretty fucking foul mood right now You would be too Vlad III Dracula: The Life and Times of the Historical Dracula if you read 300 pages of nothingJane admires Captain Livingston while secretlyn love with Mr Dunkirk who admires Jane but shows all the attention to Melody who flirts with Dunkirk and flirts with Mr Vincent and flirts with Captain Livingston hell anything with a penis who s not her father oh right Divided like Destiny it s a Regency I m not supposed to say the word penis Or tampon now that I think aboutt Or curse Crap Vincent doesn t give a fuck about anyone and snarls at Jane while showing shewing attention upon Melody Livingston Burden and Prayer is flirting with Melody while choosing chusing chuzing Make up your mind fucking book to bestow his attention upon another SECRET YOUNG LADY WHO HE REALLY SHOULDN T BE SEEING I wonder who the mysterious very young very off limits lady could be11Andn the middle of all this magic glamour Where's Ringo? is used to decorate everything and to make things pretty and sparkly and brightAch mein headThe Fucking Language Be fucking consistent It tries too fucking hard This book tries to use the antiuated language of Austen days which would work EXCEPT IT ONLY DOES SO WHEN IT FEELS LIKE ITShew shewed shewn AKA Show showed shown Here written as shewn for the entire fucking book except when the author forgets to do so SHEW SHEW SHEW SHEW GAAAAAAAAAAAH IT PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH Beth was out of sorts however and the enthusiasm she had shown before dinner seemed to be smothered under a layer of melancholy vs They were shewn to the library with Jane s mother accompanying them as chaperonChuse Chooses written as chuse chuse chuuuuuuuuuuse except when the modern form The Cat Club is used She would not have chosen to meet him nextn this mannerTeaze Surprize Really what was the fucking point The ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ makes Yo Quiero Decir Sunburn it so much fucking authentic No It just gives me a fucking headache You may teaze me but Mr Vincent s praises valuable for being rare To her surprize Mr Vincent had come to Evolve around vying for the attentions of eligible men Jane resists this fate and rightly so while her skill with glamour A Witch Alone is remarkablet Eisenhower: Soldier and President is her sister whos fair of face and therefore wins the lion’s share of the attention At the ripe old age of twenty eight Jane has resigned herself to being Der Spinnenmann invisible forever But when her family’s honors AllHaphazard fucking use of British vs American Sometimes
THINGS SPELLED WITH AN OU WHEREIN THE US are spelled with an ou wherein the US would simply spell Stundenplan it with an o The SAME FUCKING WORDS are spelled differentlyn the book Honor and honour Apologize Open Source Fuzzing Tools is given the American spellingnstead of properly spelled Ralph Peer and the Making of Popular Roots Music in the British way as apologise Favorites used Crossing Bok Chitto: A Choctaw Tale of Friendship Freedom instead of favourite Theres no ends to the nconsistencies within this bookThe Characters Straight out of Austen with none of the details of personality that makes the original a classicOne could call Jane an PP s Elizabeth Bennett wannabe but I prefer to call her a motherfucking doormat Oh
I Know Perfectly Well That know perfectly well that that age women were expected to be docile There s such a thing as being gentle natured without laying yourself flat on the floor and asking people to walk all over you Elizabeth and Emma are good examples of how a Regency woman can be strong minded while not being a fucking The Cuckolds Calling incompetent nincompoop who does nothing but mope and whine all freaking dayJanes a martyr She Motherland: A Novel is plaaaaaaaain Plain Jane Beloved by her daddy but plain and a spinster nonetheless She loves Dunkirk She s unwilling to do anything to get him She s half torn by his attraction to him and her desire to do good by her sister whos courting him so Fractions: The First Half of The Fall Revolution in essence we get a lot ofnternal wangst and emo and not a whole lot of action at all Jane s really really dull I would say that s a conseuence of her name but that would be an nsult to all the glorious Janes worldwide Including our revered Jane Austen herselfMisters before Sisters Melody stopped and tossed her head eyes sparkling And I thought better of you Jealousy The Divide: American Injustice in the Age of the Wealth Gap is unbecoming on you dear sister Its not my fault he finds me beautiful You want PP s Jane and Elizabeth s loving sisterly relationship Fuck you says this book Melody Latin for Children Primer a DVDs Chant CD is like Kitty and Janes well PP s Jane without the beauty without the personality without the sweetness with all of the naction with a truckload of nternal pettiness piled onto her Why do we like Jane again Oh she s the main character Well alrighty thenJane resents her sister for her beauty She secretly relishes Melody s lack of ntelligence compared to her own She secretly wants Melody out of the way so she can date pardon me la Dreamy Dunkirk She had not hitherto allowed herself to hope but f Melody s affections had truly transferred to Captain Livingston that would remove the most Brazilian Surrender immediate obstacle to Mr Dunkirk It left her plainness and her awkward carriage but to a man such as him might these things be overlookedn favour of her talent Melody s beautiful but conniving and bitchy She s envious of Jane for her talents Godforsaken Idaho in glaaaaaaaaaamour and constantly belittles Jane every chance she s got In front of all the boys That s just mean Melodys deceptive bitchy shallow Though she knew that she should aid her sister Und Nietzsche weinte in making a match Jane could not stomach the games that Melody played There s also a sick scene that was just pathetic Melodys a combination of PP s Lydia and Kitty Kitty s shallowness and brainlessness and Lydia s compulsion and diocy And like Lydia t s only too easy to see where Melody will end upThe Rooooomance Jane Peer Support Handbook for the Police Officer isn love with Dunkirk but there s kind of not really a love triangle because we know all along who shes s going to end up with This man we ll call him Mr V The Devil's Double Buch, Deutsch Ausgabe: Ich war Saddams Sohn isn t uite Darcy Darcys subtle Darcy s polite Darcy s all that a gentleman should be Mr VHis jaw clenched and he seemed about to say something but the moment passed and his anger subsided made his sneer deepen smirked his teeth bared as he snapped his reply More like a hound of the Baskervilles than a man Mr V B is for Buckeye: An Ohio Alphabet is as subtle as a brick to the faceThe Magic What s the fucking point There s nothing to the magic It comes from hidden stringsn the air people don t have to be born with Angriff The German Attack On Stalingrad In Photos it It s like motherfucking embroidery only men can dot too And with all the maaaaaaaaaagical magic t s being used for nothing but motherfucking party decoration There a combination of glamour and paint contrived to turn the hall nto a nymph s grove Though yet ncomplete the llusion teazed the spectators with scents of wild flowers and the spicy fragrance of ferns Just out of sight a brook babbled Motherfucking OOOOOOOOOOOOH What s the point Where did all this magic come from If t s so powerful why aren t people using t Why Up North Michigan Wines by the Bay: Leelanau and Old Mission Peninsulas Explored ist completely optional If the strings are so fucking Reckless: My Life as a Pretender invisible how come anyone can see them and pull on themf they want to Isn t t completely contradictory to have nvisible glamour strings that you can see and pull and manipulate Can I please have some freaking explanationsUgh What a waste of time I m going to go reread Mr Darcy Takes a Wife Darcy and Elizabeth fucking each other like rabbits had depth than this book. 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