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Have Made Me Laugh made me laugh this guy ust doesn t have the comedy chops to deliver it s 僕のヒーローアカデミア 3-4 just oneuvenile scenario after another is it funny to contact someone looking for a place to store their boat and offer your garage and then over the course of a few texts reveal that you are a teenager who doesn t Have Permission To Rent permission to rent the family garage and is planning on taking the boat out with his friends for crazy good times is it funny to try to hire a dj for a kids halloween party and then spring all these intricate babysitting responsibilities on him is it funny to make a stranger buy you a coffee and wait around at a starbucks for you while you pretend you have an iphone to sell is it funny to try to to convince people to engage in criminal activities when they are The Path to Gay Rights just trying to make a few extra bucks tutoring or coaching or fixing computers is it funny to waste people s time see i don t think it is and i don t think it s interesting to read a prolonged series of texts in which regular people are put into situations thatust stress them out i worked retail for a long time and i smiled my way through countless frustrating exchanges that were so bizarre i felt like it must have been a Karen vs Alien joke but it never was and i can assure you that shitty feeling lingers and can infect the whole rest of the day this isust a gleeful coward trying to pass the time in his shit Gendered Citizenships job by ruining other people s days at their shitobs and that oke isn t funny to anyone who has ever had to work with the public and had their time wasted by people who were lonely or bored or angry and ust looking for a target this kind of shit is only cool if at the end the victim understands that they have been part of a Singing the Law joke or is given a car or something as a good sport treat otherwise youust walk around with a part of you thinking people are such assholes and simmering with hostility and lord knows we don t need any of thatthis is the only one that made me laugh because it showed a speck of cleverness the rest of it uvenile twaddle. Very likely to blame We'd be mad at him if we could stop laughing long enough to hit send on the exceptionally witty come back we thought oftoo bad he's already moved on to his next target and deleted us from his phone now only to be remembered in these pages of his laugh out loud funny boo. .
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Written by Matt Andrews Textastrophe is a collection of prank texts While
The Author Worked Atauthor worked at phone store he took advantage of the phones to make prank texts if he found ads on Craigslist with people s phone numbers "I Have To Admit This Book Is "have to admit this book is amusing Prank texts is a funny idea but I wouldn t call this book laugh out loud funny I chuckled here and there but I think this book needs to be read in short bursts because I found myself feeling bad when the people who had no idea they were being pranked were getting frustrated If you know someone who loves this type of humor this would be a great gift for them As author Matt Andrews shows in Textastrophe putting your phone number in a public place like a Craigslist listing or on a sign may be a bad idea a really bad idea Andrews has perfected the final art of text pranking and this book is a collection of some of the different text pranks that he has pulledIf you read the Textastrophe blog you might be familiar with some of these pranks as I was However there were a lot of other hilarious pranks that I was not familiar with that I loved reading And even those that I was familiar with still got a good laugh out of meThis is a very uick read that will give you a good laugh I could see it being really good gift for someone who is looking for a laugh or needs a little bit of cheering up Hilarious if a bit vulgar These were funny from the view of the person pulling the prank but irritating for the one on the other end of itIt takes a good sense of humor on both ends to appreciate pranksThe trick is to stay out of trouble when doing it This was a bit of a laugh A prankster texter Probably ust reaffirms what I ve been thinking No one can talk any Too much texting I read most of this on a 35 hour road trip Need a little tolerance though some a little crude And a little silly Combine boredom and a huge supply of random cell numbers and you have this hilarious book The author was working at a boring cell phone kiosk when he started his cell phone pranks What resulted was a book that will make you laugh a lotE. Once upon a time prank phone calls were the best way to procrastinate but in 2015 they’re so passé Instead Matt Andrews has mastered the art of prank texting What happens when you offer to barter two sub sandwiches for a used motorcycle Who do you call when you want to build a mysterious. Ach prank begins with the ad or flyer that inspired it The format is as if the reader is seeing the actual phone Pranks such as trading two sub sandwiches for a motorcycle and offering up a parents garage for boat storage are ust a few of the pranks the author pulled on unsuspecting cell phone owners If you enjoy reading about pranks or cell phone mishaps than pick up this cell phone owners If you enjoy reading about pranks or cell phone mishaps than pick up this for several hours of hilarityI received this book free of charge from St Martin s Press in exchange for my honest review who knew that text pranks could be so hilarious Fun at first but became monotone after that Fairly entertaining for a couple of hours but I think I laughed about twice the Italian restaurant logo one was the only one I d say was funny It s the same format as Damn You Autocorrect by Jillian Madison but that one is at least 1000 times funny If you like those hidden camera wind up tv shows or djs that do wind up calls this is the same sort of thing looks like i m all grown up now utterly adult and humorlessi don t know why i thought i would enjoy this book i ve never enjoyed pranksters or aggressive performative gag comedy so even if this book had been written by someone who was genuinely funny i probably would still
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