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Rty of all three of them as well as an inventory of the contents of their valises The third fama goes to the hospital and copies the lists of the octors on emergency and their specialtiesAfter attending to these affairs Seventh Street Alchemy A Selection of Writings from the Caine Prize for African Writing 2004 Caine Prize for African Writing series diligently the travelers join each other in the central plaza of the city exchange observations and go to a caf to take an ap ritif But before theyrink they join hands and Dripping Hot Action do aance in a circle This No Place To Cry: The Hurt and Healing of Sexual Abuse dance is known as The Gayety of the Famas When cronopios go on a trip they find that all the hotels are filled up the trains have already left it is raining buckets and taxison t want to pick them up either that or they charge them exorbitant prices The cronopios are not All That Glitters (Alchemys Heirs disheartened because they believe firmly that these things happen to everyone When they manage finally to find a bed and are ready to go to sleep they say to one another What a beautiful city what a very beautiful city And all night long theyream that huge parties are being given in the city and that they are invited The next African American English: A Linguistic Introduction day they arise very contented and that s how cronopios travelEsperanzas are sedentary They let things and people slide by them They re like statues one has to go visit They never take the troubleEnjoy freedom It is much better to take it easy than to turn one s life into a timetable I think I should yet work at some aspects of my personality to become better cronopio Unfortunately I observe some fama in me either and at times too much to my liking sigh You could say there is nothing wrong with them Obviously Famas are tidy an My pi ata is overflowing Julio your Cronopios areriving me crazy Read Julio Cort zar Transform the gray matter of your brain into a sparkling pi ata especially when reading Julio s Cronopios and Famas an assortment of Great Short Stories by African-American Writers dozens of the most micro of micro fictions And not only read but let your pi ata burst with streams of words glittery twinkling flashing let your reading of each mini serve as a call to respond yes yes you respond with your own shinny micro Give us an example says a tiny Cronopio Most certainly I reply as I take the shape of a Fama Here are two plus two INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO SING Julio sBegin by breaking all the mirrors of the house let your arms fall to your side gaze vacantly at the wall forget yourself Sing one singe note listen to it from inside If you hear but this will happen much later something like a landscape overwhelmed withread bonfires between the rocks with suatting half naked silhouettes I think you ll be well on your way and the same if you hear a river boats painted yellow and black are coming Drunk On Chocolate down it if you hear the smell of fresh bread the shadow of a horseAfterwards buy a manual of voice instruction and aress jacket and please Major Problems in African-American History: From Freedom to Freedom Now, 1865-1990s (Major Problems in American History Series) don t sing through your nose and leave poor Schumann at peace THE SPEECH mineI m a guest speaker at a banuet I startelivering my speech Judging from the audience s response not a word of what I say is being understood I try speaking louder No luck I try speaking slower Once again not a single word is being understood I resort to simply moving my lips The audience sits up and begins to understand I stop moving my lips and start waving my arms Everyone nods their head in approval I stop waving my arms and simply stand there I receive a round of applause I remove my eyes nose and mouth and tuck them in my pants pocket The audience moves toward the podium I can hear them and each member takes a turn embracing me We ve never seen such a speaker a Academia deep voice intones I wiggle my ears as a way of saying thank you Really he utters you ve said enough alreadySTORY Julio sA small cronopto was looking for the key to the streetoor on the night table the night table in the bedroom the bedroom in the house the house in the street Here the cronopio pauses for to go into the street he needed the key to the A Beginner's Guide to Immortality: From Alchemy to Avatars doorHEAD GAMES mine I woke up head on the pillow but not anything else I mean to say that there wasn t any body attached I was only head nothing but head I turned my head my only me and saw one of my arms the left one I think on the bureau and my scrotum hanging on my clothes tree I turned my head the other way My toes rested like ten pale Brazil nuts on the windowsill the cheeks of my buttocks on the floor a calf and knee poking out of the pants I threw over a chair last night I looked up at the ceiling More of the same my neck another leg thumbs and yes my penis allangle from the light cordBy the time I gather myself together and I m back in one piece I m really running late I open my bedroom Love on the Rocks Men Women and Alcohol in Post World War II America door and the rooms of my house and the rest of the neighborhood are scattered on a wide grassy plain Now I know I m really going to be lateTHERAPIES Julio sA cronopio receives his medicalegree and opens a practice in the calle Santiago el Estero A patient arrives almost immediately and tells him how there are places that ache and how there are places that ache and HOW HE DOESN T SLEEP AT NIGHT AND EATS he oesn t sleep at night and eats Aliens Vs Predator during theay Buy a large bouuet of roses the cronopio tells himThe patient leaves somewhat surprised but he buys the bouuet and is instantly cured Bursting with gratitude he returns to the cronopio and not only plays him but as a For Discrimination delicate testimonial he presents him with the gift of a handsome bouuet of roses He has hardly left the office when the cronopio falls ill aches all over can t sleep at night and eats nothinguring the Academic Writing, Real World Topics daySTRIKE UP THE BAND mineTownoctors these ays use band instruments for a surgical operation implanting brass from trombone tuba and trumpet to replace stomach liver and intestinesIn the recovery room its time to strike up the band Breakfast sounds like John Philip Sousa Nurses wave flags visitors toss confetti and the patient in the bed by the wall who has been bedridden for over a month gets up and starts marching around the room TURTLES AND CRONOPIOS Julio sNow it happens that turtles are great speed enthusiasts which is naturalThe esperanzas know that and on t bother about itThe famas know it and make fun of itThe cronopios know it and each time they meet a turtle they haul "Out The Box Of Colored "the box of colored and on the rounded blackboard of the turtle s shell they Experiments in a Jazz Aesthetic draw a swallowFROG KITES mineOn sunny Sundays Billy Boy fills his bullfrogs with helium and uses them for kites The largest frogs he flies with a piece of cloth tied to one frog leg and string to the otherFor the smaller ones he uses four pieces of balsa wood to stick two frogs together to make a box kite The frogs can t croak since Billy seals their mouths closed By passing gas however the frogs eventually run out of helium and glide back to earth slowly trying to avoid tires of trucks and beaks of storks and Billy that naughty boy with his pathological knack for constructing frog kites. 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Julio Cort zar Cronopios and FamasCort zar turns his rifle against routine the addiction everyday life brings to small things that we repeat ay after Conjure In African American Society day until weie and which are according to Cort zar the source of our self estruction Now for a man of routine like yours truly this can be a pretty upsetting if highly entertaining read The notions behind the absurd goings on of the book soaked me to the bone and hit home since I m at a period where a tendency to reevaluate how I spend my free time has already occupied a big chunk of my mind and psychology Good timing Sure But Cronopios and Famas will not sit on your chest like Hopscotch It s a short and light read although in order for the whole of its value to reach the core of the reader a re read is mandatory Apparently Cort zar won t be leaving my world any time soon In his struggle against pragmatism and the horrible tendency of reaching useful ends my eldest cousin proposed the following procedure to pull from the head a good thick strand of hair make a knot in the middle of it and rop it gently Alien Commanders Bride (Draconians, down the sinkrain Should the hair get trapped in the metal grate which used to propagate in such The alphas abused mate drains all you have too is open the faucet a bit and it will Word Alchemy disappear for good Without a moment of hesitation you must begin the job of recovering the hairPublished a year before Hopscotch and after presumably having served as an outlet valve for for whatever exuberant nonsense Cortazar needed to get out of his head buteemed unfit for that serious work Cronopios and Famas is a The Black Renaissance in Francophone African and Caribbean Literatures dense wild explosion of ideas mundane or insane The first two sections are essentially perfect First a set of instructions into the use of stairs on how to cry on the use of a comb and a slight strange gorgeous poem on theissection of ground owls and I who almost never read poetry This is beating the surrealists at their own game stripping the rational veil back from everyday to reveal a chaos of parts and urges and hidden unexpected variation This continues in the second part matter of fact monologues from a member of a outwardly normal family who bend all convention as a matter of course An Endless Lie defying utility and performing actions with great care purely because they ve envisioned them These two parts together are only as bizarre as they are ordinary and packed with identifiable insights however strangely packaged This is fantastic five star stuffEither the tiger agrees to be lodged or it must be lodged in such a way that its acceptance or refusal is of no conseuenceThis takes us about a third of the book s length the next two parts get a third each True to its name Unstable Stuffisintegrates into a kind of notebook of outrageous ideas varying wildly in style and uality The best the bear in the pipes the art of abstraction are every bit as good as the earlier material but it s mostly in line with the near free associative absurdity of someone like Daniil Kharms Finally in the closing title section a series of slight exceedingly odd fables about the interactions of Famas Cronopios and Esperanzas indeterminate constructions feeling so new that they seem to have been ROMANCE (BWWM Military Romance Boxset) (African American Urban Series Short Stories Book 1) devised only as they were being writtenown Somewhat overwhelming and I really should have taken my time and read these slower a few a My Hero Academia memes for kids - Funny New Memes 2019 day spaced out with other books But it s good to know that Cortazar can be so playfulPreviously This is brilliant I can t believe Hopscotch steered me away from further Cortazar for an entire year Ji One of my best friends told me I am Cronopia but have some of Fama too I guess he s right What theeuces is a Cronopio or for that matter a Fama These Latin American countries theres no end to the trolls and LGMs they ll concoct so is it a chupacabra An imbunche a cheesy musicalA play on words from CronosNo its Cortazar s Seussian like latino simulacras the Spanish euivalent of Bippo No Bungus the Grinch Biffer Baums and what nots and others except its geared for adults Important istinction this because and others except its geared for adults Important istinction this because you are an adult who likes to vacation in Disneyworld without children in tow then this book may not be for you This is silly sausages for adults as the Cronopios Esperanzas and Famas battle it out ad absurdum Prior to that its essays on the mundane but through a scanner Daddy Blames Me darkly no wait through the looking glass if you know what I meanand I know there is an implication I may have read either of those books but natch Nothing is as it seems I learned a few things btw Came across a piece on the cassowary which of course I knew what that was OK I had no clue In myefence they re only found in Australia and I ve never been there Nor can I bear to watch Bindi the Jungle Girl it just makes me well up and cry and curse stingrays So I know nothing about Australia The cassowary are supposed to be shy Except they may not know it As I was edifying myself on youtube every post on them in some mode of aerial or ground take no prisoners attack Take a look at this Moral of the story one oes not mess with the Cassawary Well moving swiftly along I also "brushed up on Caracalla These Roman emperors I tell you you couldn t make up "up on Caracalla These Roman emperors I tell you you couldn t make up soap opera as melodramatic and eventful as their real lives Caracalla is assassinated taking a piss on the road side on his way to yet another massacre in Parthia by his personal bodyguard Martialis for having executed Martialis brother the previous ay on an unproven charge Seriously would YOU mess with your bodyguards like that I Facing the Rising Sun d probably haveeified Matialis s brother rather than execute him Common sense people Anyway that was from Wiki Cortazar just assumes I m all educated when he writes Which I ams I amsDivided into three very Best African American Fiction 2010 different parts I almost chucked this aside because part one justidn t work for me Its all silly of course but I like my silly served just so and part one seemed to
The last sections though were absurdum just the way I like it little exercises in humorous rare prime time bizarre esue sometimes even burlesue with subtle yet sharp attacks on convention bourgeoisie and its rules eg My faithful secretary takes care of or would like to take care of everything in my officewords for example not a Her Alien Bodyguard (The Guards Of Attala, day goes by that sheoesn t polish them up brush them off she files them in neat orderliness grooms and readies them for their Teacher For An Alien Doctor (Intergalactic Exchange Program, daily functions Should an expendable adjective pop out of my mouth there she is pencil in hand to trap and kill it not even leaving it time to weld itself to the rest of the sentence and through sloppy habit or neglect survive I was impressed at the ingenious invention in this selection of weird and innovative stories Opening with a seuence of what Brian Eno might call obliue strategies for living in Instruction Manual on essential topics like Instructions on How to Comb the. Historiase cronopios y New Trends Generations in African Literature Today, Alt 20 de famas es unoe los libros legendarios The Battle over Marriage del escritor argentino Postulacióne una mirada poética capaz Teaching History for Justice de enfrentar las miseriase la rutina y el sentido común Cortázar. .drag the last
Hair and Instructions on How to Kill Ants in Rome the selection moves into slender improvisations of a surreal and fantastic nature such as The Tiger Lodgers a roll rumination of the business of lodging a tiger to Marvellous Pursuits which offers anarchic suggestions for hobbies to a torn out extract from an ant ruled future in Geography These stories are terrific for their looseness and sheer sense of play mixing the scholarly prankishness of Borges with the intellectual impishness of ueneau or Barthelme The titular final section becomes the most formally experimental with odd poetic lyric like or playlet pieces zinging from page to page on cronopios the anarchic folk and fomas the cautious folk not to be confused with Wampeters or Granfalloons This is a fucking pearl Why INTERRACIAL ROMANCE do I love Julio Cort zar and by proxy 20th century Latin American lit so much Let me count the ways Joao Gilberto s version of Desafinado playingOk I mone 3297 ways ThereMy friend peer First Among Euals and all around Mr Dynamite to my Mr Matchstick Nathan NR Gaddis once advised somewheresometime on Goodreadorelse that a reader who finds themselves tired of the same old claptrap is advised to head south of the United States border for replenishment and a headchange I paraphrase obviously Truer words never spoken Don Nathan There was some serious Magick afoot and afield in the minds and pens of my hemispherically opposite yet also America Stolen Years d brothers and sisters The rules of European stodge while inspirational to varyingegrees were merely the base from which these manticores took pan imensional flightLet me try that again The Latin American writers of the classic period ripped up the Rule Book and made papier m ch evilmasks out of its leaves Their panoptical vision and ability to imagine and ensnare an almost pantheistic uni view remains without precedent or peer Their unilateral LA Mujer En Puerto Rico dedication to ground breaking is as idiosyncratic and natural to each writer s work as the whorls of their fingertips Taken en masse the work is peacock feathers shim shim shimmering refractory lightancing off the chiaroscuro of the omni spectral coloration inherent to their plumes Cort zar to me is the greatest embodiment of this thesis No one Black Visions: The Roots of Contemporary African-American Political Ideologies did to challenge l acad mie of convention norid so with half the panache Looking for all the world like a cinema star but blasting emeralds out of his typewriter Cort zar brought theretofore unheard of components to the contemporary canon absurdity and humor And that s what gets me the playfulness The serious subtext festooned with fantastic creatures and truly odd whatsit Cronopios and Famas is a amning examination and critiue of class systems but what with all the groove heavy Cronopian mutoid shenanigans you could read it as a bedtime story to your gender neutrally Christian spawn Name another book that accomplishes that impossible task Reader s Digest Tip top of the absolute tippity toppermost of the pip pippity poppermost The first person that says Orwell Animal Farm or any combination thereof is gonna get shanked You ve been warned There s no such thing as prose poetry because poetry is writing in short lines that s the only thing that makes it poetry if it s not in short lines it s not poetry That s why I like the My Hero Academia memes jokes - Funny and Jokes memes book directions for microwave pizza But when people say prose poetry this is what they meanIon t always understand what Cort zar s banging on about but it s pleasant anyway And it s usually really funny which is nice That s also evidence that it s not poetry poetry is almost never funny Poets are writers who are too overwhelmed by angst to write full sentencesExcept for the old timey ones They had to write in short lines because long ones hadn t been invented yet It s no coincidence that the guy who invented novels was kidding Here are the three paintings referenced on pages 10 13Sacred Love and Profane Love by TitianThe official theme is the bride of the commissioner of the work Cupid and Aphrodite There has been some Technologies for Understanding and Preventing Substance Abuse and Addiction debate over which of the two women is profane and which sacred Lady and the Unicorn by RaphaelIt s unclear who the woman is In 1958 only four years before the publication of this book restoration work on the painting revealed that the unicorn was a later modification the woman was originally holding aog If I paint a horn on my Secret Origins Action Figures dog will he be a unicorn Only one way to find outHenry VIII by HolbeinWell I think Henry VIII was aick too Instructions on how to Climb a StaircaseBe especially careful not to raise at the same time the foot and the foot 22Now I want to be an artist who makes impractical staircases Given Cort zar s fearful loathing of watches They aren t giving you a watch you are the gift they re giving you yourself for the watch s birthday 24 I hate to hear how he might feel about cell phones Well now I m overthinking the fact that I m or less lying on my back Is Well now I m overthinking the fact that I m or less lying on my back Is Kafkaesue Sortof We were not really sure of our ability to lodge a tiger and that was epressing 46 Yes That s what I always say Borges was pretty sure he couldn t Active Noise Control Systems: Algorithms and DSP Implementations (Wiley Series in Telecommunications and Signal Processing) do it It s unfortunate that this story has never been read by a single Zanesvillian I plan to read the story on page 71 several times Either there s been a typo or Cort zar has chosen to replace the title of the story with a paragraph fragment from the previous page which also seems reasonable ETA It s a publishing mistake The title of the story is The End of the World of the End Established that ants are the true rulers of creation the reader may take this as hypothesis or as a fantasy in any case he willo well with a little anthropoescapism 80 While reading Plan for a Poem you should of course refer to this image Cronopios and Famas the last section of the book is typical of the whole At first you re mystified many of these are made up words and the stories seem to lack internal consistency in any case Before you know it you find that some of them make sense after all or else you ve made sense of them like The Public Highways 132 and Story 135 But some of them still Effective executive in action don t and some of them might have if you been paying better attention or were of a cronopio and less of a fama and some of them are just Cort zar fucking with you Some of human beings are cronopios and some are famasThere
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