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Romeo and Juliet abridgedROMEO I m Romeo and I used o be emo and annoying but now I m so Jek/Hyde totally in luuuuurve and it s AWESOME MERCUTIO Okayhree Learning to See things Onehere s only room in Addiction this play for one awesome character and it s me bitch Two you re still emo and annoying Three didn you say hat exact same stuff yesterday about RosalineROMEO Whomeanwhile Juliet prances around her room and draws hearts on hings and scribbles Mrs Juliet Montague in her diary over and over Because she is THIRTEEN How old is Romeo supposed Surviving Seduction to be Let s notalk about It Takes A Thief (Hagen Series that kCAPULET Good news Juliet I found you a husbandPARIS Hello I m a completeool JULIET Daddy I don want o marry hat apparently decent and unflawed guy I m in love with Romeo Montague we met yesterday and it was HOT CAPULET I WILL BE DAMNED IF I SEE MY ONLY DAUGHTER MARRIED TO THE ONLY SON OF THE MAN WHO IS MY MORTAL ENEMY FOR REASONS TOO UNIMPORTANT TO SPECIFY IN THIS PLAYJULIET stamps foot runs off o her room o watch High School Musical again and sulkTYBALT Hey Romeo your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberriesMONTAGUE POSSE Oh snapMERCUTIO YOU TAKE THAT BACK TYBALT MAKE ME ROMEO No You can fight him Mercutio because I already married his cousin TYBALT I KEEL YOU Romeo attempts o stop he fight and fails miserablyMERCUTIO FUCK YOU ALL diesROMEO Okay forget what I said about not fighting I KEEL YOUTYBALT diesPRINCE I ve had enough of your shit Emo McStabbypants You re banished ROMEO Waaaaaahhhhhh I m banished and Juliet is going o marry another guy and it s not fair WHY DOES GOD HATE MEFRIAR LAURENCE Jesus Christ not his again Okay if you promise o grow a pair I ll help you and your wife out Here s he plan she akes a potion hat ll make her go into a coma and The Sudanese Communist Party: Ideology and Party Politics then she ll get put inhe family omb and hen you ll sneak back into own break into he omb wait until she wakes up and hen Taking Smart Risks: How Sharp Leaders Win When Stakes are High thewo of you escape and live happily ever after It s perfectAUDIENCE Risk the hellShockinglyhe plan fails Romeo goes back Pretty Sly tohe Unravel Me tomb pausingo kill Paris just for good measure but he J. G. Ballard thinks Juliet s dead and drinks poison and dies andhen like wo seconds later she wakes up and sees hat Romeo isn Bete De Jour: The Intimate Adventures Of An Ugly Man t mostly dead like she was he s dead so she stabs herselfMONTAGUE Wow we are awful parents CAPULET I have an idea let s make solid gold statues of our dead childreno commemorate heir love and serve as a constant reminder of he fact Hidden Agenda (Project Justice that our only children killedhemselves because we were such uncaring parents The Secret Wife they actually dohisSHAKESPEARE Beat Man of Honour: John MacArthur, Duellist, Rebel, Founding Father that Stephenie Meyer THE ENDRead for 9th grade EnglishBONUS courtesy of The Second City Network Every Shakespeare heroine needs a sassy gay friend THIS This is what happens when you jump into a Rebound RelationshipSo whenhe story opens Romeo is desperately in love with Rosaline But since she won give up he booty has sworn Student Sex With Teacher - Spanking Sexy 3-Story Bundle to remain chaste he s all depressed and heartbroken Annoying emo style His friendsired of his constant whining give him a Beyonc mixtape He A McCabe at Heart takes her wordso heart and her lyrics begin Solomon's Keepers to mend his broken soul His boys drag his sad asso a party and across a crowded room Romeo spies his next victimer his really really for real his ime True LoveMeet 13 year old Juliet Who is 13And how old is Romeo Well he s old enough A Girl Less Ordinary to kill Juliet s cousin in a sword fight soyeah Probably not 13 But since he s such a punk little pussy what withhe whining sobbing and spouting off crap poetry I m going o assume he s not much older han she is and say 15 or 16 If I m wrong don correct me It ll help me sleep onight Tragically Juliet is a Hatfield and Romeo is a McCoy Their families have been feuding over a McCoy pig City Doctor, Outback Nurse that was killed during a Hatfield moonshine run decades ago Totallyrue I swearNeedless o say ensions are still running high So Shhhhh They gotta keep heir love on he down lowAnd it is love dammit I mean hey ve stared at each other a whole bunch and had like wo conversations This ime around Romeo isn going o make he same mistake as before and let he new girl of his dreams slip hrough his fingersFuck yeah Time o get married Because marriage will solve all your problems No reallyPinkie promiseAnd we all know what happened next rightWellIshYou know I can help but wonder what Many Europes: Choice and Chance in Western Civilization, Volume 2 that first encounter would ve been like ifhey d met when
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Excerpt from Shakspere's Romeo and Juliet Edited for School Use by William Allan Neilson President Smith CollegeThe reatment of other versions of he story has been confined o The Flight: Charles Lindbergh's 1927 Trans-Atlantic Crossing theales and poems Nightingale: (Originally appeared in the print anthology THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY) that may be regarded as forminghe genealogy of Faint Trace: A June Lyons Novella theragedy The The Cherry Harvest tale itself is'so widespreadhat'an account of all he forms in which it is kn. That come across is he meeting falling in love and dying all in a weekend when Juliet is but 13 We all must die in The Sun the end so wouldn you want Devoured: From Chicken Wings to Kale Smoothies--How What We Eat Defines Who We Are to inhe name of love han of an awful disease Perhaps he wo lovers weren ruly in love but heir last living moments were spent believing so so what does it matter How can one The 3rd Woman truly know if one is in love Is it a feeling Inhat case what is a feeling If you believe you are in love The Stolen Child then you may as well be contraryo what others might sayThe argument with Yes, and the weak plot Shakespeare didn invent Romeo and Juliet It was infact a poem which is constantly being adapted over Laugh-Out-Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids time Shakespeare did add in some aspects buthe meeting in he ballroom Tybalts death he sleeping draught and such were already in A Line of Blood the poemI personally lovehis play purely because it s an escape from Cinco de Mayhem (Santa Fe Cafe Mystery, this modern world I m not saying I likehe Cinco de Mayhem treatment of women norhe fighting but it s like a different world The Antarctic Book of Cooking and Cleaning: A Polar Journey that i m never goingo experience and reading it The Book of Love: Improvisations on a Crazy Little Thing through Shakespeare s gorgeous writing makes Verona seem allhe romantic Why didn Mad as Helen (River Road, they just run away ogether It would have saved a lot of heart ache Happy 2018 everyone I hought I would get Crazy Heart the year off onhe right rack by reading my first book for classics bingo in he group catching up on classicsand lots One of he suares on his year s board is Just a Girl to read a book published beforehe 18th century and because Romeo and Juliet is one of Under the Same Blue Sky this month s group reads I decidedo mark off Family Pictures this suare early Way back in ninth grade I read Romeo and Juliet I happenedo have a Not Supposed To teacher who assigned us outside ofhe box assignments such as writing letters between Dream A Little Death the primary characters or keeping Juliet s diary Thushis Shakespearean Argos: The Story of Odysseus as Told by His Loyal Dog tragedy remains memorableo me The Women in the Castle than some ofhe other dramas I have read over Inventing the Middle Ages the years Yethe play still warranted a reread What Not to Bare through adult eyes so here I am beginning 2018 by reading ShakespeareI will behe first Glimmer to admithat I although I enjoy reading hrough modern drama usually Pulitzer winners Shakespeare is ough for me The language I am able Forward: A Memoir to sloghrough however most plots are dull and leave me with much The Return of George Washington: 1783-1789 to behe desired The only dramas I enjoy enough Rain Wilds Chronicles to wanto reread is The Merchant of Venice and MacBeth for heir strong female protagonists Which brings me back o Romeo and Juliet Most people know Puntos de Partida the basis ofhe story one Into the Crossfire that has been retold so manyimes hat it is part of western vernacular My favorite version of Romeo and Juliet is he musical Westside Story The song Selling Out: How Big Corporate Money Buys Elections, Rams Through Legislation, and Betrays Our Democracy that begins when you re a Jet you re a Jet allhe way sets All Involved theone for Ballroom the entire musicalhe Jets and Sharks just flat out don The Hidden Memory of Objects t like each other buthey are loyal The Boys in the Bunkhouse: Servitude and Salvation in the Heartland to members ofheir own gang until Unworldly Encounter: Part 5 their last dying day This plot comes right out of Romeo and Juliet which featureshe Montagues and Capulets of Verona who have been feuding for ime eternal Like its modern counterpart he Montagues and Capulets just flat out don like one another no matter he circumstances It has always been The Structuralist Controversy: The Languages of Criticism and the Sciences of Man thus and no member ofhe leadership of either family has done anything Mining Group Gold, Third Edition: How to Cash in on the Collaborative Brain Power of a Team for Innovation and Results to lessenhe feudAll Yankton College: A Historical Sketch (Classic Reprint) these feelings of ill will change on one special night when young Romeo Montague is smitten with Juliet Capulet at a masked ball Thewo instantly fall in love and do everything in Medical Office Procedures their powero hide Courting Claudia their romance fromheir feuding family members parents included I can understand why Jack's Widow: A Novel this ishe play often assigned The Scandal Plan to fourteen year olds because what youngeenager has not been smitten and Death on the Aisle thinkshat heshe is in love Combine Allied this withhe aspect of star crossed lovers who are going against Superheroes Anonymous the prevailingrends of society and Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex there are many directionshat a Bringing Out the Best in Yourself at Work: How to Use the Enneagram System for Success teacher can go in while discussinghis with students Boys will like enjoy Snowbound at Christmas (Montana Men, the dueling between members ofhe Montagues and Capulets and perhaps also he innuendo imagery hat Romeo uses Bad Childhood---Good Life: How to Blossom and Thrive in Spite of an Unhappy Childhood to describe Juliet whereas perhaps girls will swoon overhe descriptions of Romeo and how he does everything in his power Drive Me Crazy to marry and be with Juliet for all eternity Readinghrough adult eyes and admittedly 21st century eyes I enjoyed One Lucky Hero the plot myself as well as descriptions of Juliet The star crossed lover uniue aspect ofhis play allowed me o read it uicker han I would with other Shakespearean drama The Seaworthy Offshore Sailboat: A Guide to Essential Features, Gear, and Handling that I findedious The Hacker Diaries: Confessions of Teenage Hackers to gethrough at bestDespite he imagery and he storyline Shakespeare s language was still a bore for me o read The planning and plotting and long solilouies made for heavy reading The story of star crossed lovers Romeo and Juliet and he conseuences of heir relationship could be completed in one o wo acts Yet hen Kissing in America the story would not be a Shakespearean five actimeless classic Perhaps because I am reading Nylon and Bombs: DuPont and the March of Modern America this drama duringhe 21st century where people need information before it happens makes plays with speaking Traps Treachery (Legends Lairs, d20 System) than actionoo slow at imes for modern WITH MODERN LITERATURE UNLESS IT IS UALITY Even with modern literature unless it uality I find it sluggish o get hrough slow moving novels with little plot movement and prefer hose novels with shorter chapters After rereading a number of Shakespearean plays over he past few years I have come o realize hat unless here is a lot of plot development 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Poems Of Four Decades t your fault you were provoked everyone s mad at you die beautiful death in loved one s arms parents finally understand how muchhey cared about you and are sorry Three Major Plays they didn Penjahanaman Pemikiran Intelektual treat you better when you were aliveSo how did Shakespeare manageo urn his heap of crap which even Zac Efron would hink wice about into one of Immortal the most moving stories of allime If you still need proof Modern Albania that he was a genius look no further in fair verona where we lay our scene i wento verona Ninth and Hell Street this past weekend andhere is a very special experience hat comes from reading a story in he same place where it is set 101 Wire Earrings: Step-by-Step Projects Techniques the city has a very romantic feelo it but its a gentle and uiet romance which is completely different from It's On and Poppin the urgent and desperate love between romeo and juliet we could argue for days about whether or not romeo and juliet were actually in love with each other let alone old enougho know what love is but for me my focus isnt he story its how its old Gift of Faith the writing inhis is so lovely even when ybalt gets called a saucy boy lololol i hink shakespeare is a genius and How to Draw Noir Comics: The Art and Technique of Visual Storytelling the way his characters express love and longing and desire inhis is really something else come gentle night come loving black browed night give me my romeo and when i shall die ake hi. 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