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The MisterWell then I think I ll stop there for now I made it to the 20% mark and I m not really enjoying it The characters aren t calling to me and it s not ulling me in Maybe I ll come back to it down the line I have the audio but for now it s on hold I one cliked I tried I failedI really wanted to give this book a chance I really wanted to hold I one cliked I tried I failedI really wanted to give this book a chance I really wanted to it Nope Apparently while I evolved as a reader some things stayed just how I left themI am sorry to inform that this I am just a oor innocent blushing serving doormat who is not worthy of You a rich whoring fucked up British Adonis doesn t work for me any in any shape or formI couldn t stay another second in this A Companion to Vittoria Colonna poor little girl s head bless her heart It got old after a fewages of her itiful internal thoughts Yes For a woman dressed in a nylon housecoat she s hot well i mean at least i ll have a new joke to tell my therapist this week dnf 30% i tried i swear cracks knuckles Let s start by taking you on the journey From start to finish 30% i mean i was finished by about 5% but I was raised to be a trooper and troop i did When I first saw that Ms James was launching a trooper and troop i did When I first saw that Ms James was launching new standalone novel my first thought like I assume all other eople s thoughts were went to FSOG That trilogy regardless of whether it was a disaster a La Partera: Story of a Midwife passer by or a godsend in your life was something of a global Category 5 DEFCON 1 10th magnitudehenomena that took the world by storm Having read FSOG a long time back just the first one unfortunately i couldn t troop for I don t really remember my thoughts and whether I liked it or not didn t matter because looking back now I don t really like what it stands for Yet still I respect all those lovers of the romance because for some It actually regenerated originated their love for the genre So I thought what better way to gather my thoughts about this author then to read her upcoming standalone By now her writing would have improved right her character d LIVE AMZ US AMZ UK LUV ARISTOCRATIC ENTITLED HEROES le sighStand aloneLIVE AMZ US AMZ UK Blurb London 2019 Life has been easy for Maxim Trevelyan With his good looks aristocratic connections and money he s never had to work and he s rarely slept alone But all that changes when tragedy strikes and Maxim inherits his family s noble title wealth and estates and all the responsibility that entails It s a role he s not repared for and one that he struggles to faceBut his biggest challenge is fighting his desire for an unexpected enigmatic young woman who s recently arrived in England ossessing little than a dangerous and troublesome ast Reticent beautiful and musically gifted she s an alluring mystery and Maxim s longing for her deepens into a assion that he s never experienced and dares not name Just who is Alessia Demachi Can Maxim Reduced Laughter: Seriocomic Features and Their Functions in the Book of Kings protect her from the malevolence that threatens her And what will she do when she learns that he s been hiding secrets of his own 1 STARA few words come to mind when I think about this book suc. Theassionate new romance from E L James author of the henomenal #1 bestselling Fifty Shades Trilogy London 2019 Life has been easy for Maxim Trevelyan With his good looks aristocratic connections and money he’s never had to work and he’s rarely slept alone But all that changes when tragedy strikes and Maxim inherits his family’s noble title wealth and estates and all the responsibility that enta. H as disappointing inadeuate mediocre and extremely displeasingLook who are we kidding here It s time to admit the truth 50 Shades Of Grey was EL James s one hit wonder It is what it is There s no shame in stating the obvious We re all adults here She became a multimillionaire from it Rumor has it The Mister made over 900000 on US alone after one day I m sure she doesn t give a fuckI m going to try to break this down into bullet oints The writing was all over the damn lace Nothing flowed Told from dual POV s but the female character Alessia is written in third Networking for Career Success: 24 Lessons for Getting to Know the Right People personFollow link for all the good stuff here It was TORTURERemember to follow all things messy SubcribeListen to myodcast Which Stephenie Meyer book is this based on note i once stated in a comment that the lot of this book is better off a movie rather than a book so i have nothing against this book becoming a movie i however am against the racism in this book One example is that Albanians are ortrayed narrow minded backward Zheng Guogu people who don troperly educate their daughters and force them into marriages This is not only in Albania it s around the whole world in every country in every city This is not only in Albania it s around the whole world in every country in every city doesn t often come in books therefore it should not have been ortrayed like this I m not saying EL shouldn t have used Albania in her lot I m saying that she should have also added the Frںuhzeit Des Ostslaventums positive modern open minded things andeople in this book from Albania My Forbidden Knowledge point is that if a movie is made PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON T PORTRAY ALBANIA LIKE SOME TALIBAN VILLAGE MSN E L James reads excerpt from her steamy new book The Mister me scroll down for long review first Da biggestroblem of them all is that how on earth has this been approved to be Whose Life Is It Anyway?: Living through your 20s on your own terms publishedWho edited this I mean couldn t shehe stop el james or idk edit this betterwhere were theublishing team especially the editor After finishing reading The only way someone will like this book is a they r under severe debt of EL Jamesb r under employment of EL Jamesc r a mutual friend of EL Jamesdonly see good for example if they ever got The Rumsfeld Way: The Leadership Wisdom of a Battle-Hardened Maverick poor they will say thatoverty is a blessingOKiiieeeSo lets get to the fucking oint cuz this book is a waste of moneytimepotentialY did i rate it 1non deserving starTHE MOTHER FUCKING WRITINGIt is HORRIBLEHORRENDOUSi felt like i was reading moby dick or waitthose spiritual nerve calming books that iss the shit out of you UGH writing This is a 150 age story written into A 512 Hundred Bloody Paged 512 hundred bloody aged The writing is soooooo elaborated and literally boring the story the story was okay ish if you haven t read anything your whole lifelets meet Alessia Demanchiwhere r u going Alessiayes she behaves like this in the whole book view spoilershe comes from albania cuz she escapes her abusive fianc gets human trafficked to England where she is supposed to be sold but escapes She isn t raped she s a virgin hide spoiler I m sorry guys I tried I just couldn t DNF 37% OMG Universal Studios bought this. Ils It’s a role he’s not 29 and Counting: A Chick's Guide to Turning 30 a Chick's Guide to Turning 30 prepared for and one that he struggles to face   But his biggest challenge is fighting his desire for an unexpected enigmatic young woman who’s recently arrived in Englandossessing little than a dangerous and troublesome The Little Book of Breakthrough: Breakthrough Thoughts for Manifesting Your Heaven on Earth past  Reticent beautiful and musically gifted she’s an alluring mystery and Maxim’s longing for her deepens into aassion that he’s never experi. Amazing literature s rights Another Razzie Awards winners are coming up One burning disappointing frustrating star I got the formula of the writer There is an ultra rich womanizer Alpha hero who fcks everything he sees alive a doormat virgin shy introvert heroine acts like feral child and has no idea about luxuries of ordinary life remember FSG s Anastasia doesn t even have an email address and a freaking iano too many nonsense action scenes and tadaaaa our best selling romance is ready for your serviceAnastasia turned into Alessia thanks God I thought writer could have named hero as Trey but she named him Maxim Another creative innovative one And why on earth somebody

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a novel looooong It s not a Tolstoy novel It s just an erotic romance to make eople enjoy their time when they re reading it But this you don t enjoy You just throw if like basketball to strengthen your biceps You d better use it as exercise toolFor so long I was reading wonderful novels and I was feeling Polyanna because I was giving too many five or four sisters not talking about 2019 this year all romance authors suffer from creativity crisis and most of the books are real mess and I m so angry of myself for wasting my time burning my corneas and testing my Nintendo Wii Flash Game Creator's Guide: Design, Develop, and Share Your Games Online patience by choosing to read this commercial thing My final message is for the billionaire author of this bookIt gives us impression that a seuel is coming Please haveity on your loyal FSG readers and don t Star Wars - Jabba the Hutt - The Art of the Deal pull the trigger Write something else Or find a real good ghost writerPSYou know who is my slapping contest bookrightHere are the choicesa Author and douchebag heroB Author and scumbag heroC Author and miserable heroD Author and he is not heroE All of them I live in Texas and with summer approaching I thought I dlan ahead for once Which is a surprise in itself because I m very last minute Like that time I got The Real Estate Entrepreneur: Everything You Need to Know to Grow Your Own Brokerage pregnant with my third child and I kept meaning to tell my husband but I was in college and I worked full time so I keptutting it off and utting it off even though I wrote it on a sticky note but then after I gave birth Heath was all like What the heck Colleen Yeah rocrastination can really cause a WEDGE IN A MARRIAGE ANYWAY SO in a marriage Anyway so ordered this mister from You just hook it up to your existing water hose and it can spray a fine mist up to fifteen feet I haven t actually received the mister in the mail yet but they did send me this instruction manual and let me tell you I can t fucking wait Am I allowed to cuss on here Anyway This was the hottest instruction manual I ve ever read Which is good because Texas Can t wait for the roduct to arrive because apparently not only is the mister not the only roduct but it comes with a Lord the mister not the only Meditation Express: Stress Relief in 60 Seconds Flat product but it comes with a Lord a Housekeeper and a grandiano NONE of which were listed in the description as accompanying arts I usually don t find deals like this on Anyway I ll update this review when all the ieces of my order arrive but FIVE STARS for this instruction manual. Enced and dares not name Just who is Alessia Demachi Can Maxim Challenged by Love E-Boxed Set protect her from the malevolence that threatens her And what will she do when she learns that he’s been hiding secrets of his own   From the heart of London through wild rural Cornwall to the bleak forbidding beauty of the Balkans The Mister is a roller coaster ride of danger and desire that leaves the reader breathless to the very lasta.